Choner
chick b-n-r- when a chick reaches a state of s-xual arousment so vast that it is as if they have a b-n-r. usually caused by an attractive male (ex: hugh jackman) whilst having a choner, a girl feels closer to the male gender and can truly understand male arousment. at this point, s-x is a must.
gorgeous man walks up to girl. he places his hand on her upper thigh. and bam girl reaches a state of erotic tension.
ex. for use in a sentance. i have a choner, f-ck me like a schoolgirl.
male or female underwear of any type
“hey vato! look at my new pair of choners.”
a chode b-n-r
when a d-ck is wider than it is long, its a chode
and the b-n-r of a chode represents a m-ffin or a can of tuna. also closely represents a pen or a pinky finger.
ron pollak had a choner during cl-ss, and he poked people with it because he’s a sc-mbag.
a b-n-r in chino’s.
vini’s got a choner!
i know right!
a small, fat p-n-s when an erection is occured by s-xual-intercourse or the sight of a very hot girl.
“whoa! that girl just gave me a choner.”
the chillest state of being; to be in such a chill zone that you pop a theoretical chill b-n-r, resulting in a choner; adjective/verb form: chone.
frequently followed or featured in sentences with ‘man’ or ‘dude’
“i totally popped a choner at the chillagio last night, man”
“when are we choning, guys?”
“i’ve had a rough day, man. just need to chone out”
“it was chone city when we hit that blunt last night, man”
combination of chode and b-n-r. an arrogant -sshole that is a jerk to everyone and is overcompensating for how much of a pathetic loser he really is by humiliating others.
also: if the b-lls have been removed the extra length of the p-n-s that is under the taint/grundle.
sally felt bad for him because he is so pitiful, but he sh-t in her hair and pounded her hole with his no-ball shaft. what a choner!
sally got choned.
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- Chorfing
the feeling of blue b-lls. wanting to throw up, poo, and finish all at one time, but knowing that it will only lead to more suffering. dude, i was getting a fatty bj yesterday, and the girl didn’t finish me. i was chorfing for hours.
- chris houlis
kid who likes to play xbox, ride quads, or when he is broke suck d-ck for money chris houlis: i need money for gas random person: i got 10 $ chris: i’ll suck your d-ck for that random person: alright (c-ms in his face)
- chris of robinson
most likely a big p-ssy who is scared of women, hates to spend money, and works very little at a sh-tty part time job. usually has a small p-n-s or an innie. (p-n-s that goes inside the stomach when standing up) youre just like chris of robinson