Chonklit Monkeys
1. a particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. the sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.
2. the monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel “i luv halloween: volume ii”
d-mn, man! i ate the at india chaat house for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon i was dealin’ with the chonklit monkeys.
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