choosey tough guy
someone who decides to act bold and c-cky around other individuals that are weaker/smaller/less intimidating than them but crumble once they are in the presence of someone who towers over them (bigger).
joe lolly: hey mark, that guy called you a f-g!
mark: where?!
joe lolly: that big dude in behind you.
mark: oh, well he’s kinda big, but if he were my size i would take him on….
joe lolly: dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.
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