chopper whopper
a chopper whopper is where a man grabs the base of the shaft and makes a chopping motion up and down. hence the “chopper”. for it to be a true whopper, the member must be large.
jared was on a date with tracey, and as a last ditch effort, pulled down his pants and shook his huge d-ck up and down in a chopping motion. tracey was impressed and asked what was that. jared replied, “that’s a chopper whopper.”
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