Chopping Carrot’s
the sound made when two bodies smack together, usually during s-xual intercourse. (especially -n-l.) this sound is similar to that of a carrot being chopped at a vigarous pace. another way to make this sound is by striking ones open hand repeatedly with a fist.
dave: you were really rough last night, you know chris?
chris: i know, i was chopping carrot’s 😉
dave: sting’s abit though.
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