chopsworth


the exact quant-ty needed for the construction of a single chop.
duke angelo: ay, what shall i do? verily, i am dryer than the antediluvian plains of africa, and my lone swisher be-stales itself apace.

nicolo: peace, my lord! i have procured for you, from a most generous and dutiful peasant, a small sack: no harvest-festival bounty, to be sure, but most certainly a veritable chopsworth.

duke angelo: truly, you alone shall be my son, and the rightful heir to this kingdom.

–from “the courier’s tragedy,” richard wharfinger, 1788
one to two grams of marijuana. enough to roll a chop. a chop is a fat blunt of bomb.
lemme get a chopsworth!

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