Chorp
to have s-x with a midget with no legs.
“man, i just chorped the sh-t out of her!”
“do you chorp often?”
(v.) to take a dump in the toilet, close the lid and fail to flush, with the intention of making your roommates and/or house guests gag when they find it later.
“can i use your upstairs bathroom instead? somebody totally chorped down here.”
1) mundane task
2) trite phrase
1) i hate doing my chorps
2) “don’t judge a book by its cover”? that’s so chorp
it is hard to define chorp… one can only understand it through use and experience. it is most commonly used as a noun but can also take the form of a verb or an adjective.
“it’s chorp!”
“c’est… chorp!”
“chorp!”
“what a chorp.”
“chorpchorpchorpchorpchorpchorpchorp.”
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