chortley
chortley (n): a very obese, short man, resembling a chode.
chortley was invented in 2007 and is awaiting websters approval for their dictionary.
chortley is composed of the words chode, port, and ripley. the man resembles a chode. he likes sea men, like a sea port. and hes in ripley’s believe it or not for being so unusually fat and chode-like.
“wow, look at that f-ckin’ chortley, hes such a d-ck. lets go beat the sh-t out of him”
“good grief, you fat piece of sh-t, youre such a chortley, c’mon!”
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