chough
the common name of pyrrhocorax, a genus of european blackbirds related to crows. there are two species of chough, the alphine chough and the red-billed chough. named after the sound they make, which resembles a grown man being forcefed p-n-s through his nasal cavity.
i am getting tired of that chough choughing outside my window.
(chôf, choff), verb, choughed, choughing
1. to vomit in a most violent manner. combination/contraction of “cough” and “chunder”
i choughed all over myself after that last shot of tequilla.
cough induced by excess chocolates.
1. this chough is driving me mad! i’ve got to tone down my chocolate consuming. -chough chough-
2. a chocolate each day will have you choughing till may.
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