Chowder Blind
the unexplainable pairing of a fairly attractive person accompanied by a beast. most often found in the new england area (thus “chowder blind”). the couple is usually a male, pig sized, spray tanned ball of hair with a smoking hot chick. the roles can be reversed, but is indeed rare.
“why did they let that hot chick into the bar with a full grown mandril?”
“thats her boyfriend. she’s got the chowder blindness!”
“i was wondering why it was wearing clothes.”
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