chowder-powder
the dusty substance that collects at the base of the p-n-s and frequently on and around the t-st-cl-s after a lengthy bout of s-xual interaction.
has been known to cause the divorces, and eventual child support payments of men who are unaware of its existence.
pearl: hank, why the sh-t-eating grin?
hank: i woke up this mornin’ and thought my bush had lice, turns out it was just last night’s chowder powder.
or
eunice: are you ok?
ethel: no, had to kick bill out last week after he came home at 4am with a collar full of lipstick and a crotch full of chowder-powder.
thick heavy chunky snow typical of new england.
man, we’re out east slogging through chowder-powder when we could have been in colorado floating on angel dust.
when someone sprinkles their thick white s-m-n over another person
“mmmmm-hmmm i’m hungry. will you chowder-powder me?”
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