chowderbarks
chowderbarks- when you have a hearty portion of clam chowder and your b-tt sweats through ypur pants. then your clammy b-tt quivers with antic-p-tion. finally you b-tt bealches sweat and the smell of a dank marina.
i cant play twister because i have a case of the chowderbarks
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