Chrignostic
a member of the branch of agnosticism that , while having no firm beliefs, takes from some of the better aspects of christianity. some of these aspects include self-sacrifice, forgiveness, and fairness. chrignostics generally follow the current teachings of science and do not hold any one religion to be more “true” or “valid” than any other religion.
i’ve never actually seen a group of fanatical chrignostics. i don’t believe they exist.
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