chrijewslum
a religion that is based off of practising defenestration, necrophilia, b-st–lity, and macreality.
the god of this religion is filweed the destroyer (of p-ss-es).
david: what is your religion?
scott: yo fam i’m a d-mn chrijewslum, yo!
david is enlightened.
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