Chripster
a hipster who has slightly adjusted their morals to encomp-ss condescending christianity, as well as retaining certain other hipster traits.
that couple were such chripsters, did you notice her pompous tone when they said they were having tofu for dinner?
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a portmanteau of the words “christian” and “hipster”, which defines an emerging group of young (typically middle-cl-ss white) adults particularly in america but also europe who identify with the christian spirituality, but tend to hang out in coffee shops, listen bon iver, and read russian literature.
“wow, jude takes a lot instagram pictures while reading religious text. that man must be a chripster!”
“all those chripsters at harvard seminary are such coffee sn-bs! every time i walk into a cl-ss with a starbucks cup, they all scowl at me incredulously.”
a hipster who is also a christian
look at all of those chripsters going to church.
christians who think they are hipsters.
see urban dictionary definition for “hipsters”
they wear tie-dye and toms, are obsessed with their bikes, have rat tails, play guitars but also try to convert everyone to christianity.
did you see those chripsters on campus today? at first i thought they were hipsters but then they tried convert me to christianity.
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