Chris Baio


the handsome b-ssist of vampire weekend. he enjoys wearing cardigans and is known for his bad-ss dance moves.
kristan: hey! did you see ezra last night on letterman? he was looking fine!
rheanne: what about chris baio, didn’t you see his sweet -ss dance moves? he was totally owning it!

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