Chris Berman
worst thing that ever happened to sports broadcasting. is considered to be the transfat oozing, prostate cancer causing, rac–n p-ss smelling, face of espn.
son: “i want to be like chris berman when i grow up dad!”
father: shoots son in the face with sawed-off shotgun.
the greatest sports newscaster alive. he is well-known for his colorful nicknaming of players who show up on the sports highlights. he created the noise whoooop!, and uses it in a high-pitched tone to define acrobatic moves or misdirections, including fakes, hurdles and jukes, or fumbles.
he’s running out of running room, whoooop!, into the endzone!
da-raid-ahs!
did you see chris berman on sportscenter?….yeah man, he is the best there is!
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