chris brown’d
to -ssault your girlfriend/wife
girl 1 : oh my god girl, what happened to you, your all beat up
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown’d me
girl 1 : that b-st-rd
verb: an action describing when a steroid filled male displays cowardice and maliciously beats on his hot girlfriend in a fit of rage. (allegedly)
“hey, that dude just chris brown’d that chick!”
noun
being hit by someone that’s usually very nice/innocent/doesn’t seem like they’d hit you.
alternatively, you can chris brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn’t seem like they’d hit someone type of person.
past- chris brown’d
present- chris browning
future- will/going to chris brown
girl: i got chris brown’d last night by my boyfriend! i didn’t think he had it in him.
or
boy: i don’t know what got over me last night, but i totally chris brown’d my girl.
beating the sh-t out of someone ,while singing and dancing, who is either a woman who doesn’t expect it or who deserves it. this person can also be beating the sh-t out of a man who is known across the community as a b-tch.
eh you know my n-gg- c.j he went and chris brownd his girl last week.
physically -ssaulting or abusing a wife or girlfriend
yo, i still can’t believe tom “chris brown’d” stacy, she has cuts and bruises all over her face now.
to smack your significant other for a good reason in public. following this she will forgive you for smacking her and take you back because she knows she was wrong
“yo i been wit her for months , she tried to play me chillin wit this other dude i chris brown’d the girl and we’ve been better ever since.”
the act of beating the h-ll out of someone then fleeing the scene, later possibly turning yourself in to the local police department.
ray ray chris brown’d tyneequa, because she burned him.
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