chris chan


creator of the modern-day american cl-ssic sonichu. currently a thirty something year old virgin with rage who still needs a cute girl his age, and as a result has become a trans gendered lesbian in attempts to try and loose his virginity, and for no other reason than this (despite despising “h-m-s”).
well known for his countless anti-social episodes and unusual mannerisms.
i saw chris chan in the mall pepper spraying a gamestop employee. it was amazing how he was able to protest sonic’s arms.

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