Chris Faulkner
an individual who is constantly chained to his other half, has little or no self direction without his wench and is dressed like a doll and paraded around at sh-t may b-lls.
the term ‘chris faulkner’ is closely -ssociated to ‘under the thumb’ ‘man b-tch’ ‘mangina’ ‘stockholm syndrom’
“guys i can’t go out to scholars because my girlfriend wants to spend time with me”
“sorry colour, i can’t go out on ex ad the missus has already bought a dress and we have tickets”
“sorry colour, chris faulkner can’t stay out on ex because his missus has made him fish fingers and beans so he has to go home for his tea…”
Read Also:
- homobelunker
a person who loves f-ggots so much they want to explore a f-ggots -ss and wants to be a f-ggot to finger themselves in the -ss with d-ld-s and other s-x toys. in other words this word is a h-m-s-xual and -ssbelunker put together “eat gay sh-t you h-m-belunker” mr. mackey your mom is a […]
- gaydicated
the drunk ramblings of a h-m-s-xual. usually in regards to a song that reminds them of a friend. “omg this is my song! i gaydicated this to all my gays out there last night!”
- Hipster youth
inspired by the term “hitler youth”, a hipster youth is someone ages 13-17 who is too indie for their age, and will one day become a full-fledged hipster. basically a teen hipster. by age 16 joe had already gone to every music festival in the united states, wears too tight skinny jeans, and sports ironic […]
- hnoc
abbreviation for ‘ha no one cares’ joseph ‘hey i just watched the new iron man’ hannah’ hnoc.’
- Hoestake
(n.) a mistake that would lead to your friends referring you as a “hoe” or “wh-r-” “i only dated him for the p-n-s…i didn’t like him. it was pretty much a hoestake.”