Chris Harrison
a man with a very large p-n-s
“omg becky! i slept with jimmy last night and let me tell you…he is a total chris harrison” girth
one hairy motherf-cker!
also see: wookie
“dude, look at my ball fro, its huge!”
“what are you growing?”
“a chris harrison.”
#harrison #silf #wookie #chaz #charrison
a goal scored from beyond midfield that bounces over the keeper’s head and into the goal, the epitome of bad goalkeeping. very humiliating.
oh my god, i just scored a chrisharrison to win the game! that goalie is dismal!
#disgrace #dishonor #dismal #save #childlike
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