Chris Rock

one of the funniest comedians alive!
one of my favorite things he has done would have to be the “black people vs.n-gg-rs”- and i am not being racist at all! he seriously said it!
“i wish they let me join the kkk-i’d do i drive-by from here to brooklyn.”

“fe-fi-fo-figga-boy i hate a n-gg-”

“i take care of my kids”- your supposed to you dumbmothaf-cka!
“i’ve never been to jail”- what you want, a cookie?

but not all people on welfare are black. their are white people on welfare too. but we cant give a f-ck about them! broke–ss mothaf-ckas, livin in trailer homes, eating mayonaise sandwiches, f-ckin’ their sista’s, listening to john melloncamp records!

a b-tch that gives the welfare sees a b-tch with 9 kids- and is p-ssed off- she sais “b-tch stop f-cking! put the d-ck down! and get a job!”- “get a job holdin d-cks- whatever you do- just stop f-ckin!

no one cares when you get outta school-
“i just got outta school! got my masters!”
“so what- dont come around here with all that readin and sh-t- see i can count too 1,2,4,9 so- what! you be countin these rcks byotch!”
“but i got my masters!”
“so what you my master now???”

“dropped out of school- got myself a ged- u know waht that is? it stands for a good.enough.deploma.

only college you can go to witha ged is a community college- you know why that is? they be lettin all kinds of people in- crack head,prostututes,drug dealers-come on in!!!

i took a black history cl-ss- thought that i’d p-ss it cuz im black right? wrong- failed it. aint that some sad shir. a black man failing black history. cus you know fat people don’t fail cookin! “thats peprica.”

you wanna know why i failed black history? i dont know no sh-t about africa. the only thing i know about africa is that it’s far. africa is like a 35 hour flight. so you know that boat ride as real long! that boat ride was so long that their are still slaves on their way here right now!
a black comedian who was founded by eddie murphy first appeared in beverly hill cops 2 and is now one of the most succesful and funniest comedians within the modern comic age.
chris rock is “never scared”
the funniest comedien to date. has a book called chris rock “rock this”. chris rock never scared was one of his best skits. he’s ill.
chris rock “rock this” was the funniest books ever. read it!
talented black comedian who is unfortunately a bit racist. but not out of control though like the 5 percenters. played pookie the crackhead in new jack city.
chris rock: “i’m with jay z we gotta have our guns…”
an amazing bugget
hey, do you want to be my chris rock?
a black comedian who thinks every one who ain’t black is a racists. he is so funny that i’d see every movie he’s in cuz i kno its funny.
in tha words of chris rock “why it got to be a white christmas why can’t it be a black christmas”
an unfunny and seriously overrated, african-american comedian renowned for starring in his self-t-tled, comedy sitcom everybody hates chris, being a cast member of sat-rday night live in the 1990’s, hosting the academy awards and starring in a string of hopelessly, cringe-inducingly, unfunny films like nurse betty, bad company, beverley hills ninja and down to earth.

rock’s comedy routines/skits primarily revolve african-american culture (which resonates well with his typically 80-90% black audiences he performs for), as well as swearing his head off and using the n word profusely.

if he was a caucasian/asian/hispanic or any other racial category, he would be booed off stage so loudly that his raspy, ho-rs-, “i-just-swallowed-razorblades” voice would be drowned out once and for all.

the man has no material outside of racism against african-americans and rap culture, as well as being totally clueless about impeccably-timed delivery.

chris is much like a dim-witted and sheltered version of dave chapelle, who likes to critique and over–n-lyze black society without having experienced even 1/4 of the stuff he refers to as being normal parts of a black lifestyle.
chris rock on stage: “you don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? we need some bullet control! man, we need to control the bullets!!!”

99% black audience: “aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha, ma’ man chris be funny as h-ll, fo sho!”

sole white person in the audience: “wtf was that? i just wasted 75 of my hard-earned dollars.”

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