Chris Straits
phrase taken from a combination of chris rea and dire straits meaning dire rea (diarrhea)
man: “ooh, i’ve got a touch of the chris straits this morning!”
girl: “too much information thank you!”
man: “like you’ve never had chris straits before?!”
girl: “yes but i don’t advertise when i have chris straits”
man: “no, but sometimes your chris straits advertises you!”
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