chris tucker
champion, appeared in movies such as rush hour 1 and 2.. the dance he does in rush hour 1 after he shoots the boot full of explosives is pure genius!
yo, im gonna need one of those ear peice things immediatly
one of the four black comedians of the apocalypse,along with chris rock,eddie murphy and martin lawrence. they will bring an end to the world by causing people to laugh in incredible amounts. can be seen in movies rush hour 1,2 , fifth element , friday , and so on.
“rush hour”
chris tucker :”do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!”
j.chan:”ofcourse i don’t!”
he was smokey on the first ‘friday’ movie!
and you know this…maaaaan!!! – chris tucker aka smokey
when a man pulls his scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s between his legs so they are facing his back side, located right below the -n-s, and a man or woman kicks him in his t-st-cl-s as hard as possible.
my girlfriend was angry with me for not texting her back, so she made me bend over and gave me a good chris tucker.
jackie chan’s b-tch.
guy1: “look at that black guy getting bossed around by that asian dude.”
guy2: “what a chris tucker!”
the annoying, non-funny, and cheaper chris rock body double.
meh, chris rock costs too much…let’s go with chris tucker instead!
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