Chris Vernon
the perfect guy; superman. he’s the guy that turns everyone’s head. that one guy that makes every little boy in the world envy him. he can have any girl in the world that he wants, but settles for just one. he is responsible, trustworthy, honorable, understanding, sensitive, caring, adorable, comp-ssionate,reasonable, sweet, charming, gentle, and drop dead handsome. he can be relied on by everyone around him. he is mature and takes care of his family. he can do anything he wants in the whole world. being level headed and patient, he can handle any situation that arises. if someone decides to act out against him, he not only has witty comebacks, but the muscles to take them out. he’s the man with the plan. if you ever need anything then he’s right there for you. he can make anyone smile with his jokes, silly faces, and sweet dance moves. when not on the court showing off his skills in basketball, he’s pwning someone at a video game. with his soothing voice he can not only sing any song you throw at him, but also rap the sickest rhymes. in his down time, he likes to exercise his talents in drawing beautiful things. every time you see him, he’s styling the sweetest clothes ever. whether it’s from basketball shorts and a t-shirt, or jeans and a vest, he’s the hottest thing out there. above all, he will go far in life. he will have a bright future and will be very happy. he’s what he is, unlike anyone else.
girl 1- guess who i’m going out with.
girl 2- who?
girl 1- chris vernon.
girl 2- omg. you’re the luckiest girl in the world.
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