Chrisandom
a statement made by the most random man on the planet!.. chris c…
wife: chris what do you want for dinner?
chris: food that you eat and p–p!
wife:… you got me with a chrisandom!
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- chris curry  a deliscious substance found in a columbia that rapes you in the b-tt with its manly tan thighs then has hardening erections that shoots out random spices in alphabetical order. “the” chris curry of the indian hills made me numb for days. 
- christmas ornament  a peice of sh-t hanging from your p-n-s after giveing -n-l guy 1 well i f-cked amanda up the -ss guy2 how was it? guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament 
- Lakeram  a cool guyanese name that means rich and famous. hey his name is lakeram . 
- fo shizzel  it means like “for real?!” person1: ay yo i just got 20$ friend: fo shizzle?! what you gunna buy?! of course do you like hot chicks? fo shizzel meaning (for real) thats fo shizzeel means, “real” your sk-nky -ss chizzle some foshizzel gay dissel sweeet, from the olde timey gansta sayin, “word yo.” fo shizzel! […] 
- stomped on a goose  it’s the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surp-sses a stepped on duck. my missus farted so loud a duck couldn’t have screamed loud enough. water fowl were underfoot! “mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose”!!!! 
