chrising

chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the “chrisser” seem interesting or cool.
person 1:”i haven’t smoked weed in months”

person 2:”your totally chrising, i can tell by your pinokio nose”
when someone f-cks up something or ruins something.
-friend breaks something of yours- wow dude, you are chrising!
the art of being of b-m.
1: “want to come to the mall?”
2: “nah, man got to jam with my band.”
3: “yo, chrising it up!”
a man who is overly mad at the world and hurts happy people to increase his self esteem. he has jerk for a girlfriend. b-ssically, a goth hater.
wow, that guy was chrising on everyone.

hey stop chrising off.

is what you call someone who stays in bed all day and doesn’t wake up till 6pm unless it’s to go to the bathroom or kitchen. someone who is in the process of no physical activity, has no kinetic or potential energy. is beyond the definition of lazy. chris-ing can also be described as goofing off but must contain either sitting down, going in and out of sleep, or eating in bed. eating 12 or more pancakes in one meal can also p-ss as partic-p-ting in chris-ing. also diving erratic like a mexican would while avoiding border patrol can be considered chris-ing. having a dirty small car that may bleed from time to time or constently smokes from the m-ffler is one requirement for chris-ing and driving. chris-ing and driving is illegal in the state of florida, texas, california, and georgia.
charles, you have been chris-ing all day. let’s go outside and work out, your so f-cking lazy!