Christ in a handbasket
a phrase used by someone to express complete and inconsolable levels of exasperation.
usually modified with “jesus” or any applicable expletive.
boss: we need you to come in to work this weekend.
me: jesus hubert christ in a handbasket you’d better be f-cking joking me!
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