Christ the King


a catholic school located in the heart of pleasant hill, ca. also referred to as “ctk,” the school has both an elementary and middle school. while the school offers at best an average education, the friendships and memories you create within the halls transcend both cl-ssroom and time.
christ the king: where the teachers are so oblivious that a cl-ss can get away with naming the cl-ss quilt “derka derka”

christ the king: a school where the students have total freedom and control and can pretty much walk out of cl-ss anytime.
scott: hey guys, i need to make an announcement as cl-ss president. let’s go.
dom: since i’m athletic director i should go
keith: as religious affairs i need to go too
jonathan: since i’m publicity and do absolutely nothing, i should go too.
nick: i would go too, but since i lost to a 7th grader in the elections i suck.

christ the king: where students never have to study for tests. ever.
mike: let’s go study for the history test.
brenden: yeah f-cking right. who studies? let’s go play cs.

though i rarely see them, i consider many of the friends i made at christ the king to be among my best friends.
christ the king is a catholic school located in the heart of morrell park on chesterfield and morrell. you may also know it as ctk. most children who graduate from this school attend arhs after.
jess: what grade school did you go to?
ally: christ the king!

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