christened unicorn


the act of pulling out while f-cking a chick and sh-tting on her forehead.
i was railing jan and decided she was ready to be a christened unicorn, so i pulled out of her squated above her and sh-t on her forehead. she was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.

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