Christian Bail
the moment when a regular churchgoer gets so fed up with all the bs that they stand up right in the middle of the service and deliver a searing expletive-laden tirade before storming out.
what the h-ll are you talking about? does anyone here even know what the f-ck is going on? all you people ever do is babble about meaningless bullsh-t and nothing ever gets done. you can’t justify anything you’ve said, ever, and i’m not going to take this anymore! you’re all full of sh-t! f-ck this, i’m out.
wow, i think he just did a christian bail.
bail money put forth by the catholic church to release a priest from jail on molestation charges
your holiness, we have put up millions in christian bail- the gold-plated high-rise cathedral project must be put on hold for now
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