christian hay
1. thinks he white.
2. shorter than his younger brother.
3. looks like a mushroom.
4. straight brim man.
5. disclaimer: don’t trust.
6. luckily, he won’t steal your girl.
7. he likes to read.
8. thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. he’s monotone and makes you wish he’d shut up.
11. loves “compet-tion”
12. thinks he’s smart but goes to that one college.
13. he will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
me: hey so this one guy asked me out.
friend: oh who???
me: christan hay.
friend: oh no. girl avoid it that boy’s a mess.
christian hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
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