christian homerun


this is the action that a child under god can do. while he waits for marriage to loose his virginity all that he can do is dry hump the soul out of the poor female. this typically happens when a christian goes out for a night with the boys.
brad: yo, how far did you go with that chick last night?
ethan: i just hit a quick christian homerun.

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