christian mom


the most h-m-phobic, controlling, and total pain in the -ss parent alive. while the soccer mom is a terrible beast the christian mom beats them, this mother will do anything in her power to shield her poor child from everything and will force jesus upon them, making them go to church everyday, going to a christian school, going to church camp, and many more activities. if you sadly stumble apon them and disagree with them they will end you
” sorry my mom said i can only go to church camp not art camp”
“d-mn your mom is a christian mom that really sucks”

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