Christian Stoner


1. a person who smokes marijuana in order to feel more in touch with g-d.
2. a person who believes in g-d and smokes marijuana to the point of being high at least 10% of the time.
priest: thy sin-ith! thy use-ith thy mind-altering-substance-ith!
christian stoner: i’m altering my mind so i can accept the spirit of the good lord. it even says in the bible that marijuana is the weed of g-d.

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