Christkwanicha
a holiday that starts at noon the day before hanukkah (in 2013 it is november 26) and ends january 2 (the day after kwanzaa ends). as the name suggest christkwanicha is simply the combination of the 3 major holidays observed in the month of december. the unofficial-official logo/symbol of christkwanicha is a christmas themed candle with a kwanzaa menorah and star of david on top of it. it also has a platypus on it because just like a platypus christkwanicha takes all the cool/good parts of each holiday and makes it one.
christmas was so 5th century this year i’m celebrating christkwanicha.
people say i’m not cultured but wait until they hear that i’m celebrating christkwanicha.
i want a holiday where i can get more days off from work but don’t have to learn much about, christkwanicha should work.
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