ChristmaBirthday Gift
when your birthday is near christmas and your parents and or friends are too cheap to buy you separate gifts
guy 1: what’d you get for christmas?
guy 2: a new phone
guy 1: didn’t you say you were getting that for your birthday?
guy 2: yeah my parents were too cheap to buy me two gifts, so i got it as a christmabirthday gift
guy 1: fail
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