Christmas Blizzard
a s-xual act completed in or around the christmas period: after a person completes the act of f-ll-t–, keeping the resulting s-m-n in his or her mouth, the sucker then stands to be face to face with the suckee; the sucker then puffs their cheeks, mumbles “christmas blizzard!” or “merry christmas!”, then slams their puffed cheeks with their palms, resulting in the s-m-n spraying into the face of the suckee, not unlike a blizzard occurring in or around the christmas period in the northern hemisphere.
“santa claus was highly surprised when mrs claus performed a christmas blizzard after santa’s post-present delivery bl-w j-b.”
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