Christmas Candlelight
that one little light sitting on the table that makes everyone in the vacinity incredible h-rny just looking at it and smelling it. often a romantic scent
the guy went to a christmas party and sat with his new girlfriend and cuddled with her. he had not planned on doing anything, so they sat and enjoyed eachothers company until they both looked at the cinnamon flavored christmas candlelight and they ended up utterly destroying each other.
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