Christmas Ham
the junk of a tall, skinny, yet festive morman man.
hey nicole, want to sample my christmas ham?
used to describe a woman whose thighs and b-ttocks are so large, they do in fact resemble christmas hams. beware encounter with hams, as it might be a social buzzkill.
did you see the christmas hams on that chick? made me wanna hang my stocking, if you know what i mean…
an extremely huge -ss on an ethnic girl. resembles the size of a christmas day ham.
look, adolf! that girl’s christmas ham is spicy!
when a person is in the act of smoking the ganja, he decides if he wants to be as baked as an “apple pie” or as a “christmas ham”
nancy, would you like to be as baked as an christmas ham, or an apple pie?
the act of fist-pounding during christmas or making a fist b-mp over something christmas related.
person 1:you’re going to get the newest{insert game series name here}? christmas ham!
action: -fist b-mp now-
person 1 & 2: yeah!!
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