christmas karling


– the hybrid act crossing an -ssault hot karl and christmas carroling.

while posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag…etc full of your fiber fudge. just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with sh-t until he begs for mercy… then hit him/her a few more times.
this guy totally stiffed me when i was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. i think we should go christmas karling… show him the holiday spirit.

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