christmas king
someone who always gets what they want on christmas. no matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. christmas kings will brag to you about thier christmas list weeks, even months in advance. upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great christmas
don: hey, did you hear what jordan got for christmas this year?
john: no, what did he get?
don: a hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
john: wow, what a christmas king.
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