Christmas Morning
used to mean the first day of a the woman’s menstrual cycle. can be metaphorical to the morning of december the 25th, because one awakens to view giant red packages under the tree, or bush.
maura kicked her dog and was b-tchy because it was christmas morning.
the act of dumping/ breaking up with a person while -j-c-l-t-ng on their face. it must be pre-planned for a quick getaway. the look on the receivers face should be akin to that of a child on christmas morning.
surprise!
its christmas!
(but, instead of presents its c-m and disappointment.)
i can’t give my girl frined a christmas morning
, my car is in the shop, i cant get away fast enough by taking the bus, when the shock wears off she’s gonna be p-ssed.
that special time in a young man’s life when its 7 o’clock in the morning on december 25th, and out of excitement he runs down the stairs at full speed, not expecting a sudden pain as his newly fallen b-lls flap against his thigh. this right of p-ssage makes you think twice about running down the stairs next year.
guys, i’m only 10 but this year was my christmas morning!
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