christmas salad
when you go to the mall sit on the piece of sh-t they have playing santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a g-y little elf named tim ready to eat the groceries.
hey jan, did you notice the way tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.
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