christmas shoplifting
the means to acquiring annual christmas gifts for family, friends, and one-self without spending a dime, and hopefully, no time in the hoosegow.
dad: “matilda, where is your mother?”
matilda: “she went to the mall to do her annual christmas shoplifting.”
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