Christmas Story Job
whenever getting head on or near a jungle gym in cold weather shoot your load on the girl’s face then push her face onto the jungle gym making her stuck to it like in the movie a christmas story whenever schwartz triple-dog dares flick to stick his tongue to the pole
man you shoulda seen it i gave that b-tch the christmas story job
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