christmas time
a time of year that is extremely magical and exciting when you’re young, then becomes less exciting as you get older.
ages 1-5: believe in santa, super excited, everything is new and magical, get a ton of gifts
ages 6-10: may or may not still believe in santa, still get a lot of gifts, very exciting.
ages 11-15: don’t believe in santa, thus the excitement factor is reduced greatly. christmas is starting to seem more like a routine.
ages 16 and beyond: christmas is nothing new, your parents give you less because you’re older. you actually are expected to get others gifts. wish you could go back to being a little kid on christmas.
6 year old at christmas time: “santa is coming soon! i’m so excited! i wonder if he’ll bring me a race car that i asked for!”
17 year old at christmas time: studying for finals, christmas comes and all they get are socks.
the sp-ce time flux experienced during the 2 to 4 week prior to christmas. for young children, time seems to slow down. for the parents of said children it seems to speed up.
little jimmy: 2 more weeks of christmas time, how can i wait that long?
jimmy’s mom and dad: ahh! we only have 2 more weeks of christmas time to buy all of toys for the kids!!
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