christmasplex
a psychological complex by which a person becomes overwhelmed by the holiday season.
traveling home in busy airports give me a christmasplex.
f-ck it, i’m not going home this christmas. i get a christmasplex when i’m around my parents for too long.
1. the secular commercialist monster the holiday season has become, spanning of no less than two months, starting november 1 and ending once target has sold out of 75%-off bullsh-t chachkies.
2. christmas.
“i bought you this beautiful christmasplex ornament shaped like ye olde holy dollar.”
“merrrrrry christmasplex, kiddywinks!”
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