Christmoween


(also spelled chrismoween) a dark time when many over-indulge and gain weight. christmoween begins when the first halloween candy is placed on store shelves, and doesn’t end until the last of the christmas candy goes on 75% markdown.
i can’t believe summer’s not over yet and the halloween candy is already out. that means christmas candy will be out in september. christmoween is coming earlier each year.

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