christophe


a cute, strange, nice, kind and charming boy
christophe is so nice to me.
really kind guy. always funny and respects everyone. always has the best friends! awesome guy. always happy !
christophe is the coolest person ever
a strange european male who may or may not speak french. usually unemployed, balding, and plays a sport called soccer that only people outside america care about. likely has nails and toenails that can be used to climb trees.
” ‘ello. would you like to go to ze w hotel avec moi?”

“like, omg…whatever! i don’t do christophes!”

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